Welcome To The (Mother) Hood

It's past midnight. I opened the dashboard and opened the recent posts of other blogger I follow. Came across Topaz Mommy's blog. I saw this video Mommy Frances posted.

Here's the lyrics..

"This is my crib, and these are my babes,

My life and body have somewhat changed

I'm living it large, and by large I mean bigger,

At least now I know the difference tween a tractor and a digger

I express like the best from these holes in my chest,

wear my nursing bra, like a bulletproof vest

Got my bitches by my side and my hose in the back,

Swap my sexy handbag for a snot stained sack

My decor was smart, my taste was extra picky

Now my surfaces are cluttered, and nearly always sticky

Work versus home is a mental combination

with my elbows deep, in infant defecation

Wipe the sick off my coat, but the smell still lingers

Gave up on real food, eat leftover fishfingers

Once we'd talk about our lives, now the conversation switches

We compare cesarian scars episiotomy stitches

 It's the motherhood, it's another hood

I'd like to welcome you, but now you're here for good

We go from nappy rash to ending family feuds

And I'm flooding up your timeline with my baby news.

Still got my wardrobe but my thong now itches

Designer sofa but now there's puke in the stitches

And I'm expressive, I express all the time

Cos the doc said, to not breastfeed is a crime

Tried to get my bod back with some yogalates

Hit up the Zumba class swing by these new pilates

I'm on an Atkins hype, on a Keto diet

I try avoid the bread so I nearly never buy it

Pop a nappy on his butt without a changing matt

CBeebies now my crew and I'm tight with Postman Pat

Sleep deprived and under house arrest

Think Id sell both kidneys just to get some rest

Spent three months in PJs it was clearly a sign

Joined a book club just so I could drink some wine

My sterilisers so dope all my bottles be gleaming

I got a blender out the back so I can start up the weaning

It's the motherhood, it's another hood

And once you're in the club, you're in for good.

Go from fighting nappy rash to endless doctor queues

And I'm flooding up your timeline with my baby news.

I'm a school-run-taker, fairy-cake-baker, deal-maker, orgasm-faker, nit-raker, rattle-shaker,

Cheese-grater, night-time-waker, I'm-a-placater, peacemaker..."

source: News.com.au

The video was actually true and hilarious at the same time. Being a mommy (especially full-time) is quite something new for me. It has been 2 years already since I became a first time mom. But heck, there's always a new discovery everyday.

Anyway, I really can't seem to disagree with what the video says. Most things mentioned happened or is happening to me as a mom. Hehehe.

....okay, lemme watch the video again! ehehe.. 

Best job in the world! :)